【周末节目】征集大家最最最最最最最喜欢的电影中的台词...

lasso

鱼摆摆

—你为什么想娶我？
—因为我想吻你的时候随时都可以

阿正

If you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud, or the moment just……passes you by.

王健

王健

　

老熊猫

We are dicks!
We are reckless arrogent stupid dicks
and the Film Actors Guild are pussies
and Kim Jong-Il is an asshole
pussies don't like dicks
because pussies get fucked by dicks
but dicks also fuck assholes
assholes who just want to shit on everything
pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way
but the only thing that can fuck an asshole...
is a dick...with some balls
The problem with dicks...
is sometimes they fuck too much!
or fuck what isn't appropiate...
Yes Gary yes!
and it takes a pussy to show him that
but sometimes pussies get so full of shit...
that they become assholes themselves!
because pussies are only an inch and half away form assholes
I don't know much in this crazy crazy world...
But I do know!
that if you don't let us fuck this asshole!
we are going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit
stop what you are doing Kim Jong-Il

随风轻舞

老夫

墨攻

老人河